Oni vs Momo

Tougen Anki Gaiden, chapter 3 translation

3 The Momotarou Agency's Training School

Box: This is the Momotarou Agency's Training School. Those who inherit the Momo blood are called up here to receive compulsory training and education in order to fight oni.

Classmate: Ousuke-kun, been a while!

Ousuke: Yeah, my suspension finally expires today.

Classmate: Is it true that you went and defeated some more oni while on suspension?!

Ousuke: Yeah. Though it wasn't much fun.

Box: Momotarou Agency Training School 1st year Momokado Ousuke

Girls: Tsukuyomi-kun, did you get attacked by oni again? | You didn't get injured or anything? | Such bad luck, Tsukuyomi-kun...

Tsukuyomi: Oh no, I actually consider it a stroke of incredibly good luck. You hardly ever can get a chance to fight oni while still being a student.

Box: Momotarou Agency Training School 1st year Momoka Tsukuyomi

Tsukuyomi: I have Myorinpa-sensei's guidance to thank for it.

Girls: Myori... Eh? Who?

Ousuke: So, about the oni that attacked us yesterday. Doncha go and snitch to the chalkies, hear me?

Tsukuyomi: Why not?

Ousuke: Because if they find out students were targeted, they might forbid us from leaving the school grounds and we'll lose any chance to fight oni, why else? Get off that thing for a bit, it's getting on my nerves!

Tsukuyomi: Wah. Umm, you're right... I would hate to stay locked up in the dorm even on the weekend. That said, since we know nothing about that oni lot that targeted us... carelessly roaming about outside is quite the nonsense too.

Ousuke: What, are you scared, Tsukuyomi? No matter who those punks might be, all we gotta do is kick their asses, end of story. Rather than live in constant alarm and jump at shadows I wanna feel that I'm alive in a fun fight to the death.

Tsukuyomi: Hmph... You really are the type to die early.

RandoMomo: Walk faster, slowpoke.

En'ya: P-Please cut me some slack... I only just got paid at my part-time job yesterday...

RandoMomo: Idiot. We know, duh. That's why we ordered you to hand over the money. Fork it over, now, shitty bean sprout!

En'ya: Ugh!

Ousuke: Hey, you people. Doncha run yer disgusting gig where I can see it, bastards!

RandoMomo: Wh-What's with him?! | Gaaaa!

Tsukuyomi: Are you okay?

RandoMomo: Shit... Let's go. (What's his damn problem?)

En'ya: Th-Thank you. You saved me... Wait, you're Ousuke-kun and Tsukuyomi-kun, right?

Tsukuyomi: Eh?

Ousuke: And who are you?

En'ya: Well, I'm your classmate, Momosaki. But of course you wouldn't remember me...

Box: Momotarou Agency Training School 1st year Momosaki En'ya

Tsukuyomi: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Ousuke: Who were you, again?

En'ya: W-well, I'm a gloomy introverted guy and basically one with the background anyway... From where you two popular guys stand, I hold no value whatsoever to bother remembering my name, of course, I know...

Tsukuyomi: No... Look, I'm sorry...

Sakaguchi: Hey, Itonaga. A call from the boss.

Box: Oniyanagi Association Henchmen's Leader Sakaguchi Hirohiko

Box: Oniyanagi Association Young Boss's Assistant Itonaga Gin

Itonaga: ...I'm listening, sir.

Oniyanagi: Itonaga-kun? I'm sorry to call you when you're working. But there is a group I want eliminated asap before the two Momo in question... 3 of our rank-and-file members. It appears they are being unreasonable and bad-behaved, rampaging all over town in a conspicuous fashion. I'd like to request their urgent elimination before they besmirch our reputation even further. I'll send you their ID photos right away.

Coworker: Momosaki-kun, what's with those injuries?

En'ya: Ah... Erm... I fell down the stairs... Ow-ow-ow... (I sure went through a lot today... If Ousuke-kun and Tsukuyomi-kun didn't save me, I was looking at a whole month of having to live off wild strawberries and horsetail shoots... Those two are so cool... People say they ran into oni soon after enrolling and defeated them. If I defeated some oni with splendor like them, then maybe... Yeah, no, impossible for me... I'm ridiculously weak for a Momotarou... Besides, actually encountering oni is so rare the chances are practically non-exis...) Welcome~~

Itonaga: These three, huh...