Oni vs Momo

Tougen Anki Gaiden, chapter 4 translation

4 Fight Lovers

Boxes: Momotarou, with a few exceptions, attend ordinary schools and are raised as ordinary children until the age of enrollment into the training school.

Boy: Ah!

Tsukuyomi: Careful. This won't do. You can't run in the hallways.

Box: Momoka Tsukuyomi 10 y.o.

Tsukuyomi: Everyone always tells us to be careful and avoid getting ill and injured, don't they? Hey, you over there! If you eat all that, you won't have any room left for dinner! You've got to watch out for your health!

Girl: That's right! You boys are always up to no good! You should learn a thing or two about being more serious from Tsukuyomi-kun! Right, Tsukuyomi-kun?

Tsukuyomi: Indeed! That's right. Everyone should learn to manage their physical condition like me and be ready to fight at any moment.

Girl: Eh...? Tsukuyomi-kun...?

Boy: Woah... There he goes again...

Tsukuyomi: After all, if you lose your freedom of movement because of a sickness or injury, you won't be able to fight, you know? My dad always says that the happiest moment existing in this world is when you bring down your enemy in a holy war. So we all should get ready to enjoy combat in preparation for the destiny awaiting us!

Tsukuyomi: (When I was a child, I believed that everyone was like me: in love with fighting and not really thinking about anything else. But it turned out that I was the only one like that. No one could understand me.)

RandoMomo: (We fight oni in order to protect people, no?!) (Who even needs a reason to get rid of some pests, lol, lol, lol.)

Tsukuyomi: (It stayed the same even after I enrolled into the training school. The reasons they all fight for are so stupid...)

Ousuke: ...Hey, Tsukuyomi.

Tsukuyomi: (There's no one in this world who I could talk to and hope to be underst--)

Ousuke: Hey, Tsukuyomi! Are you okay? What are you spacing out for?

Tsukuyomi: Oh, I... I'm okay... ...Remind me, what were we talking about?

Ousuke: Come on man, get yourself together. Why the hell are you so insistent on stalking me? ...is what I asked.

Tsukuyomi: Because I thought you're the same as me.

Ousuke: Same? In that I love fighting, you mean?

Tsukuyomi: Yes, that. It was my first time meeting someone who loved fighting even more than I do. Although I got really upset and lashed out when you refused to acknowledge me as a fellow fight lover the other day... But you were actually right, Ousuke. The only thing I had my eyes on was the result. I wasn't really enjoying the process, the fighting itself, like you... That's why I wanted to get to know you more. I figured if I had, then someday I'd be like you, a true fight lover... or so I thought, at least.

Ousuke: Over the top yourself, ain't ya, eh. And to think you've been perstering me over something like that. Look, I know I told you not to speak to me about loving fighting ever again the other day... And I apologize for that. You're the same as me.

Tsukuyomi: No, it's I who should be apologizing. I even went and said you were weak.

Ousuke: And I haven't forgiven you for that, you jerk! We're picking up where we left off that time right now!!!

Tsukuyomi: Woah, now he's mad.

Ousuke: Fight me, Tsukuyomi!

Tsukuyomi: Haha! No can do!

Ousuke: (Stop right there, jerkface!)

Ousuke: Gotta say... still no oni anywhere. (We sure ran a ton...) Since a weird bunch seems to be after our lives, I was hoping we'd get attacked if we loitered around enough.

Tsukuyomi: I got it, Ousuke. The oni are over there.

Ousuke: No, what'd you even mean, 'over there'... They don't sell oni at convenience stores.

Tsukuyomi: Fufufu... are you sure? I knew it... Myorinpa Wakako's fortune telling always hits the bullseye with scary precision!

Book (same as in ch1): Myorinpa Wakako | Yearly Forecast | No salvation for Gemini | Always on the money! But you will have to suffer